25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. Feel free to join in on the fun, and if you do, link at the bottom so I can share. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!


I'm assuming that the reason that fat people shouldn't frequent bars is because the dudes and bros are there to find a fine piece of ass. Fat people might get in the way, or maybe in some circumstances force them to lose their buzzing boner. I've got news for them: fat people get laid too. I used to be a bar fly for years (fat barring thwarted!) but now I'm in a relationship and totally boring I spend most of my time at home snuggling with kitties and smoking jasmine hookah. 

Sunday was our city's Day of the Dead Parade and so since I was dressed to the nines and already out I stopped by my downtown favorite Che's. It's still kind of awkward to have strangers take pictures of me but I did it anyways. The pictures kinda sucked, but I didn't want to make her take more, so here I am in all my fat myth busting glory.

The essence of Dia de los Muertos is to remember those that have passed on, and so I made a button for Susan B. Anthony. I am forever indebted and would have loved to spend a day with her.


Your challenge: Find a bar and enjoy it! Anyone (no size exclusions!) can join in... just provide a link to your post below! 

///You can always contribute to the 25 things that I've already done. The link up will be open until the 25 are completed, so go back and do them all!//


  1. Hehehe, I can definitely do that here in Wisconsin. Essentially that's all you really ever do in Milwaukee! If you're younger that 21, your nightlife is very limited.

    I'll probably get some pictures this Friday when my friend is playing her show =D

    1. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=531171176910824&set=np.455607372.736915062&type=1&ref=notif&notif_t=photo_tag&theater


  2. Seriously this looks like SO much fun! I gotta tell my friend who lives in Tucson about this - maybe she can go next year


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