25 Things Fat People Shouldn't Do is an unabashed middle finger to the preposterous idea that any human who weighs more than the status quo does not deserve to live a full and well rounded (ahem) life. The list of 25 is composed word for word from direct lists of sheer assholery found on the internet. These range from the absurd to the profoundly shameful, and I will be disproving this offensive notion with style. Feel free to join in on the fun, and if you do, link at the bottom so I can share. May the Chub Club live long and prosper!


I've always loved animal print, so this is a no brainer. I gave the reason why this was on the list a second of thought and all I could come up with is that perhaps if fat people wear animal print, you wouldn't be able to tell them from wildlife. Think of all the heart attacks they would cause in the library if you were sitting next to a tiger? Or if you saw a zebra in the grocery store? Or a motherfucking leopard at the bar. I guess its for the safety of the general public that fat people should abstain from wearing animal patterns. Too bad I don't give a shit.

Can you tell which one is me, and which one is the tiger? I didn't think so.

I found a few other ladies makin' the prints work it hard. How are they allowed to look so GOOD?!?!?

Your challenge: Photograph yourself wearing animal print! Maybe even in public and see if any one screams "Run for your lives!"  Anyone (no size exclusions!) can join in... just provide a link to your post below! 

If you're an overachiever, you can also prepare for next Monday's 25 Things, which will be: "Run". I'm strappin' on two bras, lacing my shoes and hauling my ass down the street. Join me ladies.

(I will also be posting an older post for the list item "Wear a bikini". Link up to this next week also!)


  1. You are right fat people are dangerous and when wearing animal print they can not be seen sneaking up on a person! And one wants to stay safe from fat people! I laughed out loud with this post. Keep on keeping on girl!

  2. Hey, there's me! Yay!

    You look awesome in tiger print. I really hope you didn't scare too many people at the bar!


  3. Thank you so much for doing this! Read my post and you will see why this subject is dear to my heart.

  4. I read your blog a lot and I feel like I need to tell you more often that you. are. awesome! :)

  5. Heck yeah - wear animal print, wear color - wear them both!

    Popped in from The Nearsighted Owl's linkup.


  6. You are fucking fabulous in animal print. Keep on roaring!


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