All I've ever wanted in life is a plus-size unicorn dress. And given the chance to be super specific, I would ask for that unicorn dress to come in pink (obvs) and to be under $20. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, LIFE? IS IT?

Apparently, Life says "No girl, it's not too much to ask" (!!!) because: I HAVE FOUND THAT PINK PLUS-SIZE UNDER $20 UNICORN DRESS AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. See proof below.

I mean, the only thing better would be an actual pink unicorn for under $20 but let's not get carried away.

This gem comes in 17 different colors and in sizes XS-3X. I ordered the 3x, and it runs pretty large so I would recommend sizing down. I guess that means it technically comes in 4x, but y'know what 5x's? This shit likes to be stretched and will fit you just fine... so just pull it over your fab bod of yours and call it a day, mmkay?

Platform Sandals (currently unavailable but I found similar ones that are even cuter)

I found out about CowCow through Fat Girl Flow (thanks Corissa!) when she posted about their donut swimsuit (there's a pizza one too!) and I fell in love because real talk: affordable clothes are my jam. I mean, who doesn't love kick-ass clothes that also allow you to buy a million vodka tonics at karaoke? Priorities, guys. Priorities.

Any other unicorn items I need to know about? Now that I've jumped aboard the Unicorn Train, I'm here for the long haul.

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