I'm voting early.
Early, as in 6 in the morning.
I'm gonna challenge you to vote today if you haven't already. I know its unfortunately common to think "One vote doesn't matter in a red state" or "Enh...whatevs" but let me tell you whats up- You need to peel your ass off the couch today and fill in a few ovals. And here's 8 simple reasons why:
Because you can.
There have been people (remember them and them?) who have sacrificed everything they had all the way down to their life. Honor them and take advantage of that. Don't be an ungrateful bastard.
It's too easy to not.
They have really gone out of their way to make it more simple for us to cast and them to count. Any questions you might have about how voting is happening tomorrow is here. Ignorance is no longer an option, suckers.
Lets not lose liberties that we currently take for granted. Lets also not live in denial that regression is impossible.
You don't have to know everything.
Sometimes its overwhelming to look at all the propositions and names. While it is optimal to be fully informed, know this: you can leave sections blank, and you're not a bad person. Its better to vote on the few that you are educated on than not at all. Promise.
Be part of the cool club.
Only 30% of voters make it to the polls. Be part of the cool 3rd that gives a shit.
You get a sticker.
Seriously. Talk about an awesome reward system. Now, if only they were designed by Lisa Frank... next year?
Cancel out a fucktards vote.
We all know how dedicated the morons are to forcing their rules on others. They are adamant, determined and always passionately misinformed. Consider it your civic duty to make their votes null in void.
Earn the right to bitch.
You are not allowed to complain about our country if you haven't tried to improve it, so give yourself permission to complain if you feel the need within the next four years. No one is perfect, mistakes will be made, and not everyone will be happy; guaranteed. But unless you vote, I don't want to hear a peep out of you unless you're in line tomorrow. So don't be a hypocrite and give yourself permission to piss and moan. Go. Vote.
If you need some info to get you going, here is a super fun website called 29 Reasons. Check it.
The polls are open from sunrise to sunset.
So... US citizens. Are you contributing, or what?