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I'm pretty positive that you've heard of Bandelettes before. If not by name then by the millions of posts that bloggers write about how great they are every summer. If not by blog posts, then by description: those brilliant stretchy lace leg things that give chub rub the middle finger. If not by description then by the giveaway that we did here on The Militant Baker last year in which y'all lost yr shit because they're that great.

Here's the truth guys- I've said it before and I'll say it again- if I could get away with only wearing Bandelettes I would. Well, maybe with some sexy lingerie to accent the lacy bands, They're functional, sure but holy shit... they're also SO SEXY. My goal for the rest of the season is to pair them with my short shorts so that they can peek out juuuuuuust a little and draw extra attention to my gorgeous gams.

'Cause I'm a showoff like that.

But enough about my vanity. Lets talk about how Bandelettes wants to give THREE winners the chance to select the pair of Bandelettes that they love most in addition to an extra travel pouch gift. Three of you. A pair of Bandelettes. A travel pouch. Ready for this?

Giveaways happen when someone contacts me and says: I wanna buy a specific spot on your blog so I can give free awesome shit to your readers. To which I say: does it involve whisky, spam mail, or childhood dentists that look like Richard Simmons? (I hate ALL of those things) and when they come back and say NO, actually it's really awesome you and your readers will definitely like it!, chances are I'll investigate and then say... OKAY! Let's do this.

This then means that I'm renting out some real estate, they're getting exposure, and you're getting presents year round. Which is amazing for everyone and I'm glad I'm doing more of these. Things to know: depending on who it is, they might letcha follow their social media accounts to have extra entry options. But no matter what, I always ask that there is a chance for everyone to enter at least once without having to "like" or "follow" anything. If you want to be an overachiever beyond that, it's up to you. Like and follow away.

AND, of course, if you think giveaways are bullshit, you're allowed to skip everything all together and just come back for my next post which will likely be about traveling to Belize (no really, that's coming soon). You're a grown ass adult and you get to make your own decisions, mmkay?


Three of you! You choose your favorite pair! Several options for entering! All countries can enter (ignore the US only on the form;))! "Unisex" options available! They come in all sorts of colors!

a Rafflecopter giveaway GO GUYS GO! Exclamation points forever! And may the anti-chafing odds be ever in your favor!

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